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RECORDING 
          OF THE MONTH Ludwig 
          van BEETHOVEN (1770-1827) 
          Piano Concertos Nos. 1-5 
 
          Mikhail Pletnev (piano); Russian National 
          Orchestra/Christian Gansch rec. 2006 
 
          DEUTSCHE GRAMMOPHON 
          4777475 [3 CDs: 
          67:52 + 63:42 + 37:45][JFL] 
 
           
        Among 
          the finds of the year ... see Full 
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RECORDING 
          OF THE MONTH Victoria 
          BORISOVA–OLLAS (b.1969) 
           Wings 
          of the Wind;  Symphony 
          No.1; Roosters 
          in Love; Im 
          Klosterhofe;  Silent 
          Island 
           
 
          Norrköping Symphony 
          Orchestra/Mats Rondin  rec. 
          1999-2008 
 
          PHONO SUECIA PSCD171 [62:19][BBr] 
 
        
Music 
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RECORDING 
          OF THE MONTH Benjamin 
          BRITTEN (1913-1976)
          Billy Budd (1951) Ian Bostridge 
          - Nathan Gunn 
 
          London Symphony Orchestra/Daniel Harding rec. 
          2007. DDD 
 
          VIRGIN CLASSICS 5 190392 [3 CDs: 23:00 
          + 63:01 + 79:41] 
 
          [AOz]
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RECORDING 
          OF THE MONTH Philippe 
          GAUBERT (1879-1941) 
          Symphonie; Les Chants de la mer; Concert 
          en fa 
 
          Orchestre Philharmonique du Luxembourg/Marc 
          Soustrot rec. 2008 
 
          TIMPANI 1C1135 [70:16][RB] 
        The 
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RECORDING 
          OF THE MONTH William 
          LAWES (1602-1645) The 
          Harp Consorts 
 
          Maxine Eilander (harp); Les Voix Humaines 
          rec.  
          2002-6 
 
          ATMA ACD22372 [76:26][KS] 
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RECORDING 
          OF THE MONTH Pavel 
          LUKASZEWSKI (b. 1968) Choral 
          Music 
 
          The Choir of Trinity College, Cambridge/Stephen 
          Layton rec. 2007 
 
          HYPERION CDA67639 [66:22][JQ] 
 
           
        An 
          outstanding introduction to a significant 
          voice in contemporary choral music ... see 
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RECORDING 
          OF THE MONTH Jean-Baptiste 
          LULLY (1632-1687) Psyché 
          
 
          Boston Early Music Festival Orchestra and 
          Chorus/Paul O'Dette rec. 2007 
 
          CPO 7773672 [3 CDs: 50:06 + 57:28 + 66:08][MS] 
          
 
           
         
        
Splendid 
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RECORDING 
          OF THE MONTH Giacomo 
          PUCCINI (1858 
          – 1924) La 
          bohème (1896) Mirella Freni 
          (soprano) – Mimi; Luciano Pavarotti (tenor) 
          – Rodolfo); Elizabeth Harwood (soprano) – 
          Musetta; Rolando Panerai (baritone) – Marcello; 
          Gianni Maffeo (baritone) – Schaunard; Nicolai 
          Ghiaurov (bass) – Colline; Michel Sénéchal 
          (tenor) – Benoit; Alcindoro; Gernot Pietsch 
          (tenor) – Parpignol; Hans-Dietrich Pohl (bass) 
          – Customs official; Hans-Dieter Appelt (bass) 
          – Customs sergeant Schöneberger Sängerknaben; 
          Chor der Deutschen Oper Berlin 
 
          Berliner Philharmoniker/Herbert von Karajan 
          rec. Jesus-Christus-Kirche, Berlin, October 
          1972 Italian libretto and English, German 
          and French translations enclosed Includes 
          bonus CD: Mirella Freni in conversation with 
          Catherine Bott 
 
          DECCA 478 0254 [54:37 + 55:46] 
 
          [GF] 
        
One 
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RECORDING 
          OF THE MONTH  Piano music of Roger 
          Sessions and Ralph Shapey Roger 
          SESSIONS (1896-1985) Sonatas 
          Nos 1 & 3  Ralph 
          SHAPEY (1921-2002) Mutations; 
          Mutations II; 21 Variations 
          
 
          David Holzman (piano) rec. 2007 
 
          BRIDGE 9243 [79:31][MS] 
        Something 
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RECORDING 
          OF THE MONTH 
          Un 
          Frisson Français 
          - A Century of French Song 
 
          Susan Graham (mezzo) Malcolm Martineau (piano) 
          rec. 2008, DDD French texts and English translations 
          included 
 
          ONYX 4030 [77:34] Trial it: Sale or 
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          [JQ]
        
This 
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          RECORDING OF THE MONTH 
          New Music 
          for Brass Band by Richard 
          Rodney BENNETT (b. 1935), Kenneth 
          HESKETH (b. 1968), George 
          BENJAMIN (b. 1960), Judith 
          BINGHAM (b. 1952) and Philip 
          WILBY (b. 1949) 
 
          Foden’s Richardson Band/Bramwell Tovey rec. 
          2008 
 
          NMC D142 [72:54][CT] 
        Contemporary 
          works, magnificently played by Foden’s ... 
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          OF THE MONTH
        
 
          BARGAIN OF THE MONTH Aaron 
          COPLAND 
          (1900-1990) Fanfare 
          for the Common Man,  Clarinet Concerto, 
          Four Dance Episodes from Rodeo,  Appalachian 
          Spring  
 
          David Shifrin (clarinet) Saint Louis SO/Leonard 
          Slatkin 
 
          CLASSICS FOR PLEASURE 2282762 [79:13] 
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BARGAIN 
            OF THE MONTH Cristóbal 
            de Morales 
            (c.1500–1553) Missa 
            Queramus cum pastoribus etc. Jean 
            Mouton 
            (before 1459–1522) Queramus cum 
            pastoribus 
 
            The Choir of Westminster Cathedral/James 
            O’Donnell rec. 1992 
 
            HYPERION HELIOS CDH55276  [65:25][BW] 
 
             
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BARGAIN 
            OF THE MONTH The 
            Tallis Scholars Sing Tudor Music: Volume 
            1 CD 1 John 
            BROWNE (d.1505) Salve regina 
            I [13:23] Stabat iuxta [12:25] 
            Stabat mater [15:56] O regina 
            mundi clara [13:55] O Maria salvatoris 
            [15:39] William 
            CORNYSH (d.1523) Gaude virgo 
            mater Christi [5:30] CD 2 John 
            TAVERNER (c.1490-1545) Western 
            Wind Mass [32:23] William 
            CORNYSH Salve regina [13:53] 
            Ave Maria, mater Dei [3:13] Christopher 
            TYE (c.1505-c.1573) Western 
            Wind Mass [27:19] 
 
            The Tallis Scholars/Peter Phillips rec. 
            Salle Church, Norfolk, 1988 (Cornysh), 1993 
            (Taverner, Tye), 2005 (Browne). DDD. Booklet 
            with notes, texts and translations. 
 
            GIMELL CDGIM209 [76:42 + 76:50] 
            
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            OF THE MONTH The Tallis Scholars 
            Sing Tudor Music: Volume 2 CD 1  
            John SHEPPARD (c.1515-1558) Media 
            vita [21:45] Christe redemptor omnium 
            [4:46] Reges Tharsis [5:04] Sacris 
            solemniis [7:32] In manus tuas 
            I [3:28] In manus tuas II [2:56] 
            In manus tuas III [2:54] Verbum 
            caro [6:57] Western Wind Mass 
            [20:33] CD 2 Thomas 
            TALLIS (c.1505-1585) In ieiunio 
            et fletu [4:44] O salutaris hostia 
            [3:02] O nata lux [2:06] Robert 
            WHITE (c.1538-1574) Magnificat 
            [14:48] Portio mea [7:15] Regina 
            cæli [3:57] Christe, qui lux 
            es III [4:55] Christe, qui lux es 
            IV [5:08] Exaudiat te Dominus [9:46] 
            Lamentations (5vv.) [22:05] 
 
            The Tallis Scholars/Peter Phillips rec. 
            Salle Church, Norfolk, 1989 (Sheppard, except 
            Mass), 1992 (Tallis), 1993 (Sheppard Mass), 
            1995 (White). DDD. Booklet with notes, texts 
            and translations 
 
            GIMELL CDGIM 210 [75:58 + 77:48] 
 
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BARGAIN 
            OF THE MONTH Alexander 
            ZEMLINSKY (1871-1942) Three Pieces 
            for Cello and Piano; Sonata 
            in A minor for Cello and Piano; Trio in D Minor for Clarinet, Cello and 
            Piano 
 
            Othmar Muller (cello); Ernst Ottensamer 
            (clarinet); Christopher Hinterhuber (piano) 
            rec. 2007 
 
            NAXOS 8.570540 [64:21][JWi] 
 
            
          
          Exceptional 
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        Over 
          a period of three years from December 2003, 
          I have spent a lot of time in the company 
          of Harry Partch – not literally, of course, 
          as he died in 1974, but working my way though 
          an article and some eight reviews that can 
          all be found on MusicWeb. Then, at the MusicWeb 
          annual lunch (January 2007), the name of John 
          Cage caught my ear. For reasons that my subconscious 
          was not prepared to divulge, my curiosity 
          was tickled. Partch and Cage have on occasion 
          been paired off, as a sort of American "Debussy 
          and Ravel" – was there any real connection 
          between them?  
        
This 
          may come as a bit of an anticlimax but, other 
          than them both being American originals with 
          "far-out" ideas, I can’t really 
          think of one. In fact, they are more on the 
          lines of diametric opposites: with my tongue 
          ever-so-slightly in my cheek, I could say 
          that Partch was a seminal genius who got branded 
          as a crackpot, and Cage was a crackpot who 
          got branded as a seminal genius.  
        
John 
          Cage (1912-92) was nothing if not controversial. 
          With his rise to prominence, an obliging World 
          split into two opposing camps. His supporters 
          saw him as a prime mover in the fields of 
          experimental and electronic music, with abiding 
          interests in "chance music", new 
          ways of using traditional instruments, and 
          practical application of his Zen Buddhist 
          beliefs.  
        
His 
          detractors, the more radical of whom would 
          have preferred the "nothing" option, 
          complained that he just made a lot of silly 
          noise, did unspeakable things to the private 
          parts of otherwise perfectly respectable musical 
          instruments, and came up with a load of airy-fairy 
          claptrap to justify his bizarre buffoonery. 
           
        
Partch, 
          who was renowned for his considered and candid 
          conclusions, didn’t have too high an opinion 
          of Cage: "When he was younger, I found 
          him rather charming, albeit shallow. Then 
          later, when he was famed for the opening of 
          doors to musical insight, I found myself obliged 
          to use the word ‘charlatan’ . . . Pretty sounds 
          do not necessarily make significant music, 
          and serious words frequently cloak hokum . 
          . . I’m all for common sounds as valid materials 
          [but] one has to have control, so that 
          his common sounds will mean something. . . 
          I feel that anyone who brackets me with Cage 
          is bracketing actual music with metaphysical 
          theories, and what I think is a serious effort 
          with exhibitionism." [Letter to Ben Johnston, 
          1952, reproduced in Innova Enclosure 3] 
           
        
Who 
          is right – the "pro" camp or the 
          "anti"? You tell me. The only opinions 
          I can voice with any certainty are that Cage 
          was not really a crackpot – even if he did 
          give that impression to his detractors – and 
          in all probability he caused the expenditure 
          of as much hot air as all the other Twentieth 
          Century composers put together.  
        
For 
          instance, during the late 1960s, when I was 
          a university student, Cage was a hot topic 
          for many an informal debate over a pint or 
          six of a Saturday night in the pub. It’s true, 
          I swear! Granted, we also debated rather coarser 
          matters, interspersed with lots of "rugby 
          songs", but there was no two ways about 
          it – in those heady days, Cage was about as 
          "right on" and as "far out, 
          man" as you could get.  
        
It 
          was even possible – but only just – for intense 
          arguments over Four Minutes and Thirty-Three 
          Seconds to distract our juvenile minds 
          from contemplating the aesthetics of passing 
          bits of mini-skirt! Yet, no matter how much 
          the said work of art – if that’s how you choose 
          to define it – resonated with the mood of 
          the Sixties, it’s as well to remember that 
          it was written quite a while earlier, in 1952, 
          while the hippy generation was just learning 
          to manage without nappies!  
        
4’33", 
          as much as anything, fuelled the long-running 
          furore over the definition of "music", 
          a lot of the argument being similar to a much 
          earlier debate amongst mathematicians, over 
          whether "0", being "nothing", 
          could be counted as a number. For those odd 
          few who don’t already know, 4’33" 
          is the work where the pianist lifts the keyboard 
          lid, sits perfectly still for a while, then 
          shuts the lid – the cue, I presume, for a 
          storm of applause.  
        
Apparently, 
          the idea for the piece resulted from a visit 
          to an anechoic chamber. Cage, never particularly 
          conventional in his approach to music, explained 
          that he wanted to hear what silence "sounded" 
          like. Really? And here am I, expecting that 
          he was at the very least hoping to establish 
          conclusively, "What is the sound of one 
          hand clapping?" Mind you, that’s always 
          struck me a daft question – shouldn’t you 
          first ask, "Is it possible for 
          one hand to clap?"  
        
Anyway, 
          Cage was surprised to find that he didn’t 
          hear "nothing". Instead he heard 
          the real sound of his blood pumping and the 
          virtual sounds generated by his own auditory 
          system. Thus, having realised the impossibility 
          of complete silence, at least in the ears 
          of the perceiver, he fashioned 4’33" 
          supposedly to demonstrate that fact to the 
          rest of us. Presumably, he wasn’t aware that 
          Smetana, to the ultimate cost of his sanity, 
          had already answered that one.  
        
What 
          surprises me is that he found this surprising. 
          What doesn’t surprise me, not one bit, 
          is that in 2002 Cage’s publishers sued composer 
          Mike Batt – he of "Wombles of Wimbledon 
          Common" fame – for plagiarism! Batt, 
          you see, had included in his album Classical 
          Graffiti a silent track. It wasn’t, as 
          you might expect, Batt’s "One Minute 
          Silence" that got their danders up, but 
          the fact that he’d credited the track to "Cage/Batt". 
          Unbelievable? Well, it was reported by the 
          BBC, so it must be true, mustn’t it?  
        
Another 
          surprise, to me anyway, is that 4’33" 
          exists in at least two versions. The one most 
          commonly played – and I use that term reservedly 
          – is the "Tacet" version. This had 
          three movements, which are usually played 
          attacca, so as to save time messing 
          about with the keyboard lid, and each is marked 
          simply tacet but is of course otherwise 
          blank.  
        
However, 
          Cage insisted that he originally composed 
          a much more complex piece in "small units 
          of silent rhythmic durations which, when summed, 
          equal the duration of the title". He 
          also thought that he might have made a mistake 
          in the summation. I harbour doubts about this, 
          because originally the work had no specified 
          duration – the first performance happened 
          to take 4’33", and that stuck. I also 
          doubt whether it matters – would all this 
          "complexity" have had any significant 
          effect on the work as perceived by its audience? 
           
        
There 
          is also a somewhat apocryphal theory that 
          the title refers to the "absolute zero" 
          of temperature, -273° C, on the grounds that 
          4’33’’ = 273 seconds. This is, at best, a 
          specious connection, particularly as it conveniently 
          sweeps under the carpet both the minus sign, 
          a small matter of 0.15 C°, and the 
          fact that the duration of 4’33" was completely 
          accidental.  
        
Nevertheless, 
          it persists in attracting certain people – 
          presumably those who, for reasons best known 
          to themselves, not only insist on ignoring 
          the fact but also perceive a relationship 
          between 1 second of time and -1 degree of 
          the Celsius temperature scale. I have a feeling 
          that these same folk would look at you daft 
          – and completely miss your point – if you 
          asked them how many furlongs equal one apple 
          pi plus 3.1418 nutty fruitcakes.  
        
Nonsensical 
          as this "theory" is, ironically 
          it does suggest a connection between 
          4’33" and another piano work of 
          Cage’s, ASLSP (1985). The title stands 
          for "As SLow aS Possible" – I’ll 
          leave you to ponder on why ASLSP was preferred 
          over the straightforward acronym ASAP, and 
          why it camouflages an otherwise obvious grammatical 
          error. I gather that a typical performance 
          takes about 20 minutes and, because it’s very 
          slow, the piano notes have plenty of time 
          to die away completely.  
        
If 
          you stretch your fancy a bit, you could imagine 
          a decaying note being akin to the decline 
          of thermal activity as absolute zero is approached. 
          So, when the note reaches its "absolute 
          zero", what do you hear? Simple – an 
          "excerpt" from 4’33"! Neat, 
          eh? Personally, I find myself torn between 
          smug satisfaction at the plausibility of what 
          I’ve just said, and embarrassment at how easy 
          it was to pull philosophical wool over my 
          own eyes, never mind yours.  
        
To 
          get back to the tale: in 1987, Cage adapted 
          ASLSP for the organ, to bestow upon the World 
          his Organ²/ASLSP (As SLow 
          aS Possible). Whilst this improved 
          the continuity of what must have seemed a 
          fairly disjointed piece, it substantially 
          undermined the entire "absolute zero" 
          argument (boo!). Life is full of surprises, 
          for I have so far found no mention of any 
          subsequent storms in academic teacups over 
          whether an indefinitely-sustained, constant 
          sound is really a sound at all, or merely 
          a recalibration of "zero".  
        
As 
          inevitably as day follows night, these works 
          – or rather their tempo marking – provoked 
          profound musicological cerebration. At rock 
          bottom, it boiled down to this: no matter 
          how long the performer takes, he cannot help 
          but fail to observe the most important marking 
          in the entire score – that of the basic tempo. 
          With time stretching from Now to Plus Infinity, 
          20 minutes has got to be way too fast. I wonder, 
          why do people always have to rush everything 
          these days? Well, it turns out that they don’t, 
          not always. Read on.  
        
Unbelievably, 
          five years after Cage’s death, it got really 
          "heavy, man". In 1997 a conference 
          of musicologists and philosophers was convened, 
          almost exclusively to indulge in an orgy of 
          in-depth discussion of the implications of 
          this tempo marking, particularly in view of 
          the fact that an organ theoretically imposes 
          no time limits.  
        
 Broadly 
          speaking, the conference concluded that ASLSP 
          could actually be quite a lot slower than 
          that 20 minutes. Having cracked this singularly 
          knotty philosophical nut, the wielders of 
          the weighty sledgehammer moved on – to address, 
          with commensurate delicacy, a burden of proof 
          lying beaten and bruised amongst the shattered 
          shards.  
        
I’ll 
          bet that Cage – by all accounts a genial, 
          charming and fun-loving chap who regarded 
          his life’s work as "purposeful play" 
          – would have been laughing his socks off in 
          his grave when the conference solemnly decided 
          to establish a "practical" project. 
          To prove how much more slowly the piece could 
          be played, they planned a performance of Organ²/ASLSP 
          that would last for, not an hour, not a day, 
          not even a week, but 639 years. No, that is 
          not a typographical error. Roll it 
          around your brain: six hundred and thirty-nine 
          years. [Health and Safety warning: if you 
          feel your brain starting to melt, stop thinking 
          immediately, flush the inside of your head 
          with plenty of cold water, and seek immediate 
          medical advice]  
        
At 
          this juncture, I start to wish that Cage had 
          scored the work for a phial containing a radioactive 
          isotope, which could then have been buried 
          in a time-capsule to mark the commencement 
          of the performance. This would have had the 
          added advantage that nobody would have had 
          to listen to any of it. Sadly, he didn’t, 
          because if he had it would have saved an awful 
          lot of bother.  
        
The 
          choice of playing time is easily explained, 
          as it is intended to reflect the age of the 
          instrument on which it is performed. Hence, 
          subtract the year in which the first church 
          organ seems to have been built, 1361, from 
          the year that the "performance" 
          was scheduled to start, 2000. From this simple 
          bit of arithmetic the planners extrapolated 
          a mystical arch, stretching from the time 
          that the organ was invented, and symmetrically 
          straddling what – you may recall – we used 
          to call "the Millennium". 
           
        
Obviously, 
          planning a performance of such gargantuan 
          span required a fair bit of time and effort. 
          For starters, someone had to calculate a timetable, 
          detailing the dates on which the notes are 
          started and stopped. This isn’t as simple 
          as it sounds because, for example, leap years 
          and double-leap years have to be taken into 
          account. Then, they needed somewhere to play 
          it. The location chosen was St. Burchardi’s 
          Church in Halberstadt, Germany. This was a 
          nice, even sentimental touch, because St. 
          Burchardi’s is where the very first proper 
          church organ was installed.  
        
Here 
          we get another connection, albeit tenuous, 
          to Harry Partch. One of the reasons that this 
          organ was "proper" was that its 
          keyboard was the first with twelve keys to 
          the octave. Partch famously called the inauguration 
          of this organ "the fatal day of Halberstadt" 
          because – as far as he was concerned 
          – it marked the start of Man’s slide down 
          the slippery slope into the Desolation of 
          Twelve-tone Equal Temperament.  
        
The 
          sentimental touch was also an expensive touch 
          because, over the last 190 years, the said 
          church had been variously used as "a 
          barn, a hovel, a distillery and a sty". 
          Disused and dilapidated, it first needed extensive 
          restoration – and a new organ! However, because 
          it would be fully booked for the first 639 
          years of its life, this new organ was designed 
          and built specifically for this performance. 
          Actually, that’s not quite correct: rather, 
          it is being built. Taking advantage 
          of the very broad basic tempo, the planners 
          have gained a certain "efficiency" 
          by phasing the building work to proceed in 
          parallel with the performance.  
        
The 
          performance itself is a bit of a cheat, because 
          at any given time the notes currently sounding 
          are held down mechanically by the "autonomous" 
          organ. So, unless a key is scheduled for depression 
          or release, there’s nobody actually playing 
          the music. Alright, maybe I’m being a 
          bit unrealistic but I’m no more picky here, 
          about the definition of "performance", 
          than many members of the Cage camp are about 
          the definition of "music" or "composition". 
           
        
I’ll 
          leave you to wonder about "routine" 
          matters such as arrangements for the "heredity" 
          of performing personnel, or securing the "performance" 
          against mechanical or electrical failures, 
          acts of God, war or insurrection, or any of 
          the other myriad contingencies under which 
          your house insurer refuses to shell out. Instead, 
          let’s look briefly at the progress of the 
          music.  
        
Kick-off 
          was on 5 September 2001, Cage’s 90th. 
          birthday. This was a year late, but in the 
          long run I don’t suppose it’ll make much difference, 
          except to astrologers and sundry other mystics. 
          In the 17 months required to "play" 
          the first bar’s opening rest, the organ of 
          course emitted no sound. In other words, we 
          started with 163,938 consecutive complete 
          performances of 4’33", give or 
          take the odd one or two.  
        
The 
          first sound, which emerged on 5 February 2003, 
          continued unchanged – apart from the addition 
          of the octave doubling of one note on 5 July 
          2004 – for fully two years and five months. 
          And so it dragged on. Currently (April 2007), 
          the chord A3-C4-F sharp4 is sounding, and 
          will continue so to do until it completes 
          its six-and-a-half year run on 5 July 2012. 
          Thereafter, though, things start to get really 
          exciting, so watch this space.  
        
Lest 
          the anti-Cage camp be inspired to seize their 
          quill pens and write letters of complaint 
          to the Times, or even the Radio Times, we 
          must get one thing absolutely clear. John 
          Cage had no part whatsoever in this project. 
          For one thing, the planning and management 
          of the project, which must meticulously detail 
          every last jot and tittle, would have run 
          contrary to his aleatoric principles. For 
          another, I doubt that this lovable and fun-loving 
          man would have found much fun in the wall-to-wall 
          deadly seriousness of it all. The discussions 
          of his tempo marking, and the project spawned 
          by them, all arose only after his death – 
          so please don’t go blaming Cage for any of 
          it.  
        
 Even 
          so, it almost goes without saying that Cage 
          would have hugely enjoyed all the controversy. 
          More than anything in the history of music 
          this – what Cage would have called a "happening" 
          if it had been played for laughs – has polarised 
          opinion, if not quite to the extent of "pistols 
          at dawn", then not far short of that. 
          It is either an awe-inspiring enterprise or 
          a preposterous waste of time and effort. There 
          is no middle ground, so if you’re still sitting 
          on the fence, get off it at once.  
        
I’ve 
          weighed many of the arguments pro and con. 
          However, the reason that I’ve come down on 
          the "anti" side of the fence has 
          nothing to do with any of these. In my opinion, 
          and to the best of my current knowledge, the 
          entire exercise is based on a seriously flawed 
          premise.  
        
I suspect 
          that the deliberations of that learned conference 
          were blinkered by the mechanics of 
          going "as slowly as possible". Yet, 
          Cage wrote a piece of music. It is 
          pretty well axiomatic that the entire raison 
          d’être of music is to be performed. 
          Regardless of whether the performers are people 
          or machines, the sole purpose of performance 
          is to create an object of human perception. 
          Indeed, Cage’s Zen beliefs might well have 
          prompted him to ask, "Does music really 
          exist if there’s no-one there to hear it?" 
          Certainly, unless you’re a follower of Descartes, 
          sound exists independently of any observer, 
          but for music to exist there must be 
          an observer – a listener – who implicitly 
          understands that it is music.  
        
In 
          the science of mechanics, the motion of an 
          object can be arbitrarily slow. However, because 
          music is an object of human perception, it 
          can be said to be "moving" only 
          if its observers can perceive its motion. 
          Even the mandarins of the BBC in the 1950s 
          understood this – it was the principle underlying 
          Music and Movement, a sort of primer 
          of ballet and mime which in those days was 
          broadcast to schools, thereby inflicting eternal, 
          squirming embarrassment on hapless real "small 
          boys" such as myself.  
        
Although 
          there can be an accidental "logic" 
          in mechanical sounds, logic is one of the 
          defining characteristics of music. You could 
          even say that perception of this logic is 
          the key to the door on all the wonderful things 
          music does to our minds and hearts. In particular, 
          the speed of music is not "the number 
          of notes per unit time", but the rate 
          of progression of the logic – a distinction 
          that Ligeti, for one, explored to stunning 
          effect.  
        
We’ve 
          one more step to take. If we progressively 
          slow down a piece of music, the events that 
          define the music’s logic get further apart. 
          Is there a point beyond which we can no longer 
          sense the logical flow? This depends on memory. 
          As long as we can remember "the story 
          so far" – or at the very least the previous 
          logical step – then we stand a chance of making 
          sense of the current one. This limiting interval 
          between logical events is, I suspect, shorter 
          than we might imagine – taking an educated 
          guess, I’d say it lies somewhere in the region 
          of the listener’s attention span. Go 
          much beyond that with nothing new coming in, 
          and the average mind, bored out of its skull, 
          will conclude that nothing is happening and 
          turn its attention elsewhere.  
        
For 
          similar reasons, there is a corresponding 
          limitation on performers: if they go too slowly, 
          they will lose track of the measure of the 
          music. Hence, Cage’s title-cum-tempo-marking 
          ought to read something like "As Slow(ly) 
          as is Humanly Possible". We may 
          argue over exactly how slow this might be, 
          but I doubt that anyone could come up with 
          a convincing argument that the tempo chosen 
          for the ASLSP Project is anywhere near the 
          right ball-park. I suspect that even Treebeard 
          would fail to find it "hasty".  
        
If 
          I were to be blunt, I’d say that a piece of 
          music that takes going on for ten standard 
          lifetimes to perform is about as useful to 
          us as a chocolate fireguard. The whole thing 
          could have been achieved with much less hassle 
          and a sight more cheaply, but with every bit 
          as much "meaning", if 4’33" 
          had been stretched to fill 639 years. All 
          it needed was a large "egg-timer" 
          stopwatch – powered, of course, by thoroughly 
          "green" solar panels – and situated 
          in (say) Tibet. As far as I’m concerned, this 
          is all just a wee bit over the top, just to 
          get an entry in the 2641 edition of The 
          Guinness Book of Records.  
        
Still, 
          for better or for worse, the project’s up 
          and running, at least until such time as the 
          last person who is interested in keeping it 
          going gets bored with it. To quench your thirst 
          for excitement, you can go to the web-site 
          and eavesdrop on the "current sound". 
          If you doubt the validity of my arguments, 
          I can almost guarantee that 20 seconds of 
          this will change your mind. However, if you 
          gamely persist for a further 10 seconds or 
          so, you may get a bit of a surprise. I did. 
           
        
Diligently 
          pursuing my duty as a reviewer, I girded my 
          loins, gritted my teeth, and soldiered on 
          through the pain barrier. After a while I 
          noticed some "noises off". My mind 
          gratefully clutched at these straws, which 
          would have seemed meagre had I not been so 
          desperate. Could I make sense of them? Might 
          I catch a snatch of conversation (such as, 
          "Where’s the bloody ‘off’ switch?")? 
          A little while later – though it seemed like 
          an eternity – I heard a "catch" 
          in the sound, rather like the glitches you 
          get in streamed audio, quickly followed by 
          what seemed to be the same "noises 
          off".  
        
My 
          attention now riveted, my pain put on hold, 
          I listened on. Guess what? That’s right; after 
          about the same interval, it happened all over 
          again. This wasn’t "the current 
          sound", but a sample of the current 
          sound played in a loop. I felt a bit cheated, 
          not of the experience of a lifetime but mostly 
          of five minutes in which I could have been 
          doing something much more interesting, like 
          watching paint drying, or grass growing, or 
          a DVD of a teenager waking up on a Monday 
          morning. Heck, even the sound quality isn’t 
          up to much. Take a tip from me: if you want 
          to experience a fair reflection of the "current 
          sound", in decent-quality audio, induce 
          some mains hum in your amplifier and listen 
          to that.  
        
There 
          will, of course, be a major celebration to 
          mark the conclusion of the project. However, 
          as planning is still in the very early stages, 
          as yet no details are available. Nevertheless, 
          it is generally expected that the occasion 
          will be marked by the release of a complete 
          recording in a special, de-luxe commemorative 
          edition.  
        
For 
          practical reasons, it is unlikely that this 
          will take the form of a 4,201,107-CD 
          boxed set. Even shoe-horning it into a low-grade 
          MP3 "song" would require a file 
          size of somewhere in the region of 200 terabytes. 
          Obviously, this would make even the fanciest 
          of today’s MP3 players gip, but there is every 
          reason to be confident that technological 
          advances during the project’s course will 
          result in much more efficient and compact 
          storage systems.  
        
In 
          the meantime, for those cats whose curiosity 
          is already getting the better of them there 
          is this CD, warmly recorded in 24-bit, high-definition 
          sound. This compresses the entire work into 
          a time-frame of around 72 minutes, which is 
          some 4,667,895 times faster than the projected 
          performance. Yet, even at this comparatively 
          breakneck speed, it still manages to prove 
          my point.  
        
After 
          a few minutes of my undivided attention, and 
          in spite of my best efforts at due diligence, 
          I found those images of wet paint, short grass 
          and somnolescent teenager starting to beckon 
          seductively. My mind slowly drifted into dreamy 
          contemplation of the word "somnolescent", 
          becoming lulled by its lazy liquidity . . 
          . I awoke with a start, and re-joined the 
          performance. It seemed very quiet. Shortly 
          thereafter, I noticed the CD player, displaying 
          an admonishing "stopped." But don’t 
          let me put you off – if your attention span 
          is more robust than mine, you may well find 
          it a deeply affecting experience.  
        
Performances 
          of the original piano version gallop by in 
          typically just over a quarter of the time. 
          Regardless of any help from things like sophisticated 
          – and silent – electronic metronomes, that 
          says much for the intense concentration and 
          immaculate control exhibited by the organists, 
          Bossert and Ericsson. I wish I had their stamina. 
           
        
Paul 
          Serotsky