Concerto 
          performances by Martha Argerich in the UK 
          - being the rare occasions they are – inevitably 
          mean packed concert halls, and so it was at 
          the Festival Hall on Saturday. Ms Argerich 
          seems to have the world at her feet - does 
          this mean, therefore, that she gets to pick 
          her conductors? One would assume so, yet there 
          seemed a massive chasm between Argerich’s 
          facility and her identification with Prokofiev, 
          and the superficial account the LPO gave of 
          the accompaniment under Krivine. Perhaps the 
          clarinet ‘bump’ in the introduction (as it 
          reached the highest note of its phrase and 
          the strings entered) was a mere accident, 
          but the perfunctory account of the Theme (of 
          the Theme and Variations second movement) 
          could not have been on purpose. Only in the 
          finale was there any sense of abandonment 
          from the orchestra - it lagged a full two 
          movements behind Argerich! Even when piano 
          and orchestra exchange off-beats in an impassioned 
          dialogue in the first movement (normally one 
          of the most exciting passages), the orchestra 
          was lacklustre.
        
        Argerich 
          was, interpretatively, in a different universe. 
          If there is one element of this performance 
          to take away, it is the sheer variety of touch 
          Argerich brought out from within Prokofiev’s 
          score. True, Argerich’s martellato 
          set the adrenalin full steam ahead (it was 
          properly martellato - this hammer has 
          a mistress!) and the finale showed on occasion 
          what a huge sound she can make. But 
          there were also moments of magical soft playing 
          (here is one pianist not afraid to play pianissimo, 
          or quieter). Her trill that opens the piano’s 
          contribution to the second movement was a 
          model of evenness, and I for one would happily 
          sell my soul to the Devil to play the ensuing 
          scale like that - just the once! The 
          sheer blackness of the close of the second 
          movement came as a revelation (as did the 
          lyric climax of the last movement, which sounded 
          unsettlingly like a nod in the direction of 
          Messiaen). The energy of the final pages evidently 
          transferred to the audience, as the ovation 
          was (perhaps predictably) massive. 
        
        What 
          a shame about the rest of the concert, though. 
          Moments of delight in Ravel’s Alborado 
          del grazioso (in the form of light oboe 
          and characterful bassoon solos) were scuppered 
          by an over-zealous percussion section that 
          drowned out anything else playing at the time. 
          A shame also, that this question has to be 
          asked - had they even rehearsed Mussorgsky’s 
          Pictures? Or was the orchestra in such 
          a state of shocked awe after Argerich had 
          graced them with her presence that they simple 
          couldn’t play? Or did they simply not care 
          less?
        
        I suspect 
          the latter. Never have I heard such a blatant 
          wrong entrance from a professional orchestra 
          as the one an over-eager violinist provided 
          us with. The edges of ‘Gnomus’ were softened; 
          the horn player who provided the second Promenade 
          sounded ill… Why did Krivine put enormous 
          breaks in between pictures (before ‘Tuileries’ 
          and before ‘Two Polish Jews’)? Why did the 
          marketplace at Limoges sound so down-beat 
          (positively inanimate, in fact)? This is also 
          the first time in my experience that ‘The 
          Hut on Fowl’s Legs’ failed to ignite at all; 
          the ‘Great Gate’ was hardly resplendent (oh, 
          and wind tuning took a holiday, too). This 
          was worse that a rehearsal run-through. In 
          hindsight, we should all have left at the 
          interval. We would have taken away finer memories.
        
        Colin 
          Clarke