This pair of mid-price discs has been available for 
          some time, in and out of the catalogue since they were first issued 
          on CD in 1989. The Gerard Hoffnung Website is part of MusicWeb and Hoffnung 
          merchandise and CDs may 
          be purchased from there, although these CDs are also available through 
          normal record shops. 
        
 
        
For those who have heard them, or in fact may already 
          own them, there is no need for me to make a further recommendation. 
          But to those who are ignorant of the contents – do not delay – purchase 
          for yourselves or for favourite music-loving relatives, or those relatives 
          who enjoy a good laugh. Then, sit back and enjoy. Particularly with 
          Christmas appearing on the horizon, an order to MusicWeb removes the 
          need for a long stand in the shop being told that it isn’t available, 
          and would you like a crossover disc by the latest "important" 
          artist instead. Don’t consider alternatives – this is a one-off. 
        
 
        
Hoffnung was unique. He was neither a full-time musician, 
          nor a comedian, but a unique artist, one who had a superb sense of humour, 
          plus a very effective mixture of the ridiculous, a deep love of music, 
          and a wicked way of thumbing his nose at anything that was ‘erudite’ 
          or ‘superior’. In addition he was a by no means bad player of the tuba, 
          and of a few other instruments. 
        
 
        
He organised a few concerts (Music Festivals), the 
          main ones being held at the Festival Hall in 1956 and 1958, and the 
          third being held in 1961, two years after he died. There were many further 
          such concerts arranged around the country and another at the Festival 
          Hall in 1988. This was recorded by Decca, and issued on a pair of CDs 
          (425 401-2). This is also available from the Hoffnung Web site. 
        
 
        
The EMI set is the one to have – recorded live, with 
          all the audience noise and other extraneous noises, here adding to the 
          ambience of the proceedings. Also, as the first two concerts were held 
          with Gerard Hoffnung actually there, there is an additional frisson 
          to the proceedings. 
        
 
        
I am sure that Gerard’s presence at the first two concerts 
          resulted in heightened level of fun and, judging from the effect the 
          performers (including Gerard) had on the audience both concerts were 
          a riotous success, as was the third. 
        
 
        
There is no need to review this set in the conventional 
          way, as there is no competitive version, each of these being one-offs. 
          I will therefore limit myself to a few pointers to allow you to make 
          up your minds about purchasing this set – in terms of laughs per pound 
          (euro or dollar) there is no better set of discs on offer. The only 
          caution that there could possibly be is that a few items are quintessentially 
          "English or British" humour and may not seem so funny to some 
          non-UK listeners. However, many of the items are funny because what 
          is happening to the music, and this humour knows no geographical boundaries. 
        
 
        
  
        
THE HOFFNUNG MUSIC FESTIVAL CONCERT  
        
Royal Festival Hall, 13 November 1956: mono 
        
 
        
Speech by Mr. T. E. Bean, General Manager of the 
          Royal Festival Hall [0’43"l  
        
Francis BAINES Fanfare 
          [1’08"]  
        
Trumpeters of the Royal Military School of Music conducted 
          by the Composer 
        
Malcolm ARNOLD A 
          Grand Grand Overture [8’09"]  
        
Hoffnung [alias Morley College] Symphony Orchestra 
          conducted by the Composer 
        
Leopold MOZART Third 
          movement from Concerto for Hose-pipe and Strings [1’41"] 
           
        
Dennis Brain (hose-pipe) Hoffnung Symphony Orchestra 
          Conducted by Norman Del Mar 
        
Franz REIZENSTEIN Concerto 
          popolare (A Piano Concerto to End All Piano Concertos) [11’37"] 
           
        
Yvonne Arnaud (piano) Hoffnung Symphony Orchestra Conducted 
          by Norman Del Mar 
        
HAYDN arr. Donald SWANN Andante 
          from Symphony No.94 In G (‘Surprise’) [6’15"]  
        
Soloists: members of the BBC Music Division, Hoffnung 
          Symphony Orchestra conducted by Lawrence Leonard 
        
Speech by Gerard Hoffnung [2’53"]  
        
(CHOPIN arr. Daniel ABRAMS) 
          Mazurka No.47 in A minor Op.68 No.2 [3’00"]  
        
Tuba Quartet 
        
Humphrey SEARLE Lochinvar 
          for speakers and percussion, to words by Sir Walter Scott [16’24"] 
           
        
Speakers: Yvonne Arnaud and Gerard Hoffnung - conducted 
          by Lawrence Leonard 
        
(Gordon JACOB) Variations 
          on ‘Annie Laurie’  
        
Theme (Alerto, ma non troppo) [2’07"I  
        
Variation 1 (Poco inglesemente) [0’30"]  
        
Variation 2 (Molto zingaresemente) [1’14"] 
           
        
Variation 3 (Alla gigolo) [0’54"]  
        
Variation 5 (Finale: Assai) [1’44"]  
        
Festival Ensemble conducted by the Composer 
        
 
        
This, the first of the three concerts has two or three 
          masterstrokes. Reizenstein’s Concerto populare will get you giggling 
          like a loon. We have the Tchaikovsky first piano concerto on the orchestra, 
          with the pianist wrestling with the Grieg. Not only are the themes intertwined 
          but imaginative additional touches abound. After the surprise has receded, 
          we move on to Rachmaninov 2, Gershwin Rhapsody in Blue, Addinsell’s 
          Warsaw Concerto, Pop Goes the Weasel and Roll Out the 
          Barrel, played in various styles, and back to the best idea again, 
          the Tchaikovsky against the Grieg, except now piano and orchestra are 
          transposed, (but only for a little while) as all the other themes fall 
          over themselves, much to the extreme enjoyment of the audience – obbligato 
          organ and tuba here as well! 
        
 
        
There follows the famous version of the adagio 
          from Haydn’s Surprise Symphony, with a number of surprises which 
          even Haydn couldn’t have thought of. Certainly the audience sounds as 
          though it needed first aiders on hand to help! 
        
 
        
We also have a pastiche on a TV commercial which is 
          extremely entertaining and will be even more appropriate today, given 
          how television advertising has developed since the mid-sixties. 
        
 
        
Dennis Brain playing Mozart on a length of garden hose 
          loses the visual impact with it being only audio. However, Gerard Hoffnung’s 
          description of the workings of the tuba, brings back memories of the 
          Oxford Union speeches. This is an introduction to the playing of Chopin’s 
          Mazurka No. 47 in A minor on 4 tubas, and yes this does sound as funny 
          as the description. 
        
 
        
Lochinvar (for speakers and percussion) is a 
          literary gem making fun of the Scottish accent, plus the English language. 
          Again Gerard Hoffnung adds to the proceedings as only he could. 
        
 
        
The Grand Grand Overture, written by none other 
          that Malcolm Arnold, and dedicated to President Hoover (who else??) 
          is performed in its original guise for three vacuum cleaners and a floor 
          polisher. 
        
 
        
And so the fun goes on with other pieces in the same 
          vein, and these are only from the first concert. 
        
 
        
  
        
THE HOFFNUNG INTERPLANETARY MUSIC FESTIVAL  
        
Royal Festival Hall, 21 and 
          22 November 1958: mono
        
 
        
Francis CHAGRIN Introductory 
          music played in the foyer [1’03"]  
        
Drum and Fife Band of the Royal Military School of 
          Music conducted by the Composer 
        
Francis BAINES Two 
          excerpts from A Hoffnung Festival Overture [1’13"]  
        
Trumpeters of the Royal Military School of Music Hoffnung 
          Symphony Orchestra, John Weeks (organ), conducted by the Composer 
        
Alistair SAMPSON—Joseph HOROVITZ 
          Metamorphosis on a Bed-time Theme [10’13"]  
        
(Allegro commerciale in modo televisione)  
        
April Cantelo (soprano), Ian Wallace (bass-baritone), 
          Lionel Salter (harpsichord) 
        
Hoffnung Symphony Orchestra - conducted by the Composer 
        
TCHAIKOVSKY realised by Elizabeth 
          POSTON - Sugar Plums [12’28"] Dolmetsch Ensemble 
          with Elizabeth Poston (organ), Felix Aprahamian (percussion) and Lionel 
          Salter, Eric Thompson, Peter Hemmings and Robert Ponsonby (batterie) 
        
Mátyás SEIBER 
          The Famous Tay Whale (A dramatic poem by William McGonagall) 
          [15’04"]  
        
Declaimed by Dame Edith Evans with Annetta Hoffnung 
          (fog-horn) 
        
Hoffnung Symphony Orchestra - conducted by the Composer 
        
Francis CHAGRIN Movement 
          from Concerto for Conductor and Orchestra [1’25"]  
        
The Maestro (Gerard Hoffnung) with the Hoffnung Symphony 
          Orchestra 
        
Bruno Heinz JAJA Punkt 
          Contrapunkt [9’04"]  
        
Hoffnung Symphony Orchestra conducted by Norman Del 
          Mar 
        
(The performance of this work is preceded by a discussion 
          and analysis of it by Dr Klaus Domgraf-Fassbaender and Prof. von der 
          Vogelweide (script by John Amis, music by Humphrey 
          SEARLE). 
        
Malcolm ARNOLD Excerpts 
          from The United Nations [5’21"]  
        
Band of the Royal Military School of Music, Hoffnung 
          Symphony Orchestra conducted by the Composer 
        
Peter Racine FRICKER Waltz 
          for Restricted Orchestra [1’40"]  
        
Hoffnung Symphony Orchestra (deflated) conducted by 
          the Composer 
        
MANN, REIZENSTEIN and WETHERELL 
          Let’s Fake an Opera (or The Tales of Hoffnung) 
          [20’39"] music under the direction of Normal Del Mar assisted by 
          Brian Priestman.  
        
 
        
This second festival opens with a distant piece on 
          fife and drums, played in the foyer, although it sounds somewhat closer, 
          more like up the back. 
        
 
        
After a very noisy, trumpet-dominated overture, there 
          is another of those pieces which the Hoffnung arranged concerts did 
          so well. This one is based upon the idea of a commercial for Bournvita 
          in the style of various composers from Bach and Vivaldi to Gilbert and 
          Sullivan, not forgetting Mozart on the way. Once we are past the Mozart, 
          we move over to Verdi, Stravinsky and Schoenberg. Modern TV advertising 
          has never been as creative (musically) as this. 
        
 
        
We then have the Dolmetsch Ensemble a little at sea 
          with a pastiche of various themes by Tchaikovsky – we hear the Fourth 
          Symphony, Pathétique, 1812, with the final chord 
          being supplied by the Festival Hall organ in full cry. To hear these 
          favourite pieces played by a quartet of recorders, is quite an experience, 
          particularly when the group is balanced against a batterie of percussion 
          - great fun. 
        
 
        
The Story of the Famous Tay Whale is an assisted 
          poem with appropriate and more often inappropriate themes added to the 
          poem to bring the words home to us idiots who obviously are unable to 
          understand it without the audible assistance. Great fun. 
        
 
        
A short overture then is presented entitled ‘for conductor 
          and orchestra’. I found this one of the least interesting pieces in 
          the set. Still, it was only 1’25", and we are given the opportunity 
          to listen to Gerard Hoffnung’s skill as a conductor. It was probably 
          better to see this item. 
        
 
        
The second disc, still in the second concert, opens 
          with another of the pieces which have had an independent life outside 
          these concerts. I have heard it broadcast on a few occasions on the 
          BBC. This is a take-off by Gerard Hoffnung and John Amis where they 
          carry out a fully detailed description of the music of Bruno Heinz Jaja 
          (a clever jibe at Bruno Maderna, Karl-Heinz Stockhausen and Luigi Nono. 
          Ed.), an important member of the splish-splash, bang-crash school of 
          music. It is a marvellous example of a long string of puns, plus other 
          ways of getting the audience (and listeners at home), in gales of laughter. 
          Occasionally some of the jokes are masked by audience laughter, but 
          most of the piece is easily intelligible to any English-speaking audience. 
        
 
        
It is one of the items that will appeal to a well developed 
          English sense of humour, and in today’s ‘Politically Correct’ atmosphere, 
          this may find some people being a little sensitive. Long may it continue 
          say I. Oh that all music lessons could be so entertaining. 
        
 
        
We then come to The United Nations. The work 
          is scored for full orchestra, and as many military bands as there are 
          entrances to the concert hall. In the RFH therefore, there are many 
          of these. The basic idea is that our United Nations are all very 
          well as long as they are not expected to work together. The multiple 
          brass bands ensure that this view is emphatically made. 
        
 
        
A Waltz for Restricted Orchestra then follows, 
          and this is a very strange experience. This is a work for full orchestra, 
          but, with the woodwinds playing only mouthpieces, and the strings 
          playing in every way except in the normal fashion. 
        
 
        
Finally we have a bit of pure Hoffnung – Let’s Fake 
          and Opera. Here, the joke is to juxtapose as many themes and ideas 
          as possible. In other words this is a vocal equivalent to the Concerto 
          Popolare mentioned earlier. Thus, the piece starts with the Toreador’s 
          Song from Carmen set against the beginning of Die Meistersinger, 
          further parts from Wagner (Lohengrin) set against Tchaikovsky’s 
          "Swan Lake". 
        
 
        
The setting is outside the cigarette factory in old 
          Nuremburg. Beckmesser woos Azucena, the sex-kitten of the tobacco girls. 
          Othello rides in with his swan which is chased away by William Tell, 
          Max and other huntsmen. Othello, retiring defeated from the hunt, meets 
          Salome who on the removal of all her veils, proves to be Fidelio and 
          sings herself into a stupor. Brünnhilde, in search of a husband, 
          is disappointed – Fidelio is a woman in disguise – and even the rival 
          serenaders of whom she has hopes turn out to be wooing Mélisande. 
          However she gets her man – Radames – in the end. Fidelio awakens and 
          departs on Brünnhilde’s tricycle, Grane, leaving the frustrated 
          Nightwatchman to steal well deserved winks on the vacated bed … etc., 
          etc. 
        
 
        
The opportunities for this sort of fun are endless, 
          and very few are missed. 
        
 
        
  
        
THE HOFFNUNG ASTRONAUTICAL MUSIC FESTIVAL  
        
Royal Festival Hall, 28 November 1961: stereo 
        
 
        
Francis BAINES Rigmarole: 
          Introductory music played in the foyer [0’46"]  
        
Six trumpets, six trombones and tour percussion of 
          the Royal Military School of Music 
        
Francis BAINES Festival 
          Anthem [2’08"]  
        
Trumpeters of the Royal Military School of Music, Hoffnung 
          Festival Choral Society 
        
Hoffnung Symphony Orchestra, conducted by the Composer 
        
Ludwig van BEETHOVEN - Overture: 
          Leonora No.4 [9’42"]  
        
Trumpeters of the Royal Military School of Music ‘The 
          Happy Wanderers’, Lionel Salter (organ) Hoffnung Symphony Orchestra 
          conducted by Norman Del Mar 
        
Bruno Heinz JAJA Duet 
          from the comic opera The Barber of Darmstadt [3’00"]  
        
(Random realisation from original graph by Humphrey 
          Searle, translation from the German libretto by William Mann). Herr 
          Knochen: Owen Brannigan (bass), Der Redepariner: John Amis (tenor) 
        
Hoffnung Festival Choral Society, Hoffnung Symphony 
          Orchestra conducted by Humphrey Searle 
        
Francis CHAGRIN Ballad 
          of County Down, mostly in D major [4’52"]  
        
Forbes Robinson (speaker), Hoffnung Symphony Orchestra, 
          conducted by the Composer 
        
Sir William WALTON Excerpt 
          from Belshazzar’s Feast [1’55’]  
        
Introduction by Mr T. E. Bean CBE 
        
Owen Brannigan (bass), Hoffnung Festival Choral Society, 
          Hoffnung Symphony Orchestra - conducted by the Composer 
        
Joseph HOROVITZ, words 
          by Alistair Sampson from a scenario by Maurice Richardson [15’55"] 
           
        
Horrortorio  
        
Edgar Allan Poe - Stephen Manton, Dracula’s Daughter 
          – April Cantelo, Dowager Baroness Frankenstein – Pamela Bowden, Frankenstein’s 
          Son – Stephen Manton, Count Dracula – John Frost, 
        
Hoffnung Festival Choral Society and Symphony Orchestra, 
          conducted by the Composer 
        
Lawrence LEONARD Mobile 
          for Seven Orchestras [4’08"]  
        
Trumpeters of the Royal Military School of Music, Lionel 
          Salter (organ), Hoffnung Festival Choral Society’ Hoffnung Symphony 
          Orchestra, conducted by the Composer and others 
        
 
        
We then come to the third concert in the series, and 
          this one was unfortunately bereft of the presence of the creator. There 
          are however many new items, i.e. no duplication from the initial two 
          concerts. 
        
 
        
The concert starts with another of the items played 
          in the foyer, apparently by six trumpets, six trombones and percussion, 
          which just fade away and then surprisingly return. As with the previous 
          concert, the recording seems to have been balanced by the engineers 
          to sound as though it was recorded in the correct place. 
        
 
        
We start the concert proper with a Festive Anthem, 
          scored for chorus, orchestra and additional brass; it is a pot-pourri 
          of multiple National Anthems. 
        
 
        
There follows a really clever adaptation of Beethoven’s 
          Leonore No. 3. I find now that I cannot listen to the original without 
          anticipating the Hoffnung version. Beethoven’s offstage trumpet announcing 
          the arrival of the prison governor is transformed into rampant uncontrolled 
          brass band versions of the theme played throughout the piece at various 
          strategic points, and then when it is actually supposed to appear ---- 
          you’ve guessed right ---- silence!! Marvellous playing by the orchestra 
          too – much gusto and much of the approximate playing actually sounds 
          as though it is intentional. 
        
 
        
Moving on to more music by Bruno Heinz Jaja in the 
          form of a duet from the opera "The Barber of Darmstadt". 
          This is ably performed by Owen Branigan and John Amis with the Hoffnung 
          Festival Chorus and Orchestra. Having experienced Punkt Contrapunkt 
          in the 1958 concert on the same disc, this should not be a surprise. 
        
 
        
We then have The Ballad of County Down, mostly 
          in D major, which starts off very dramatically, and slips into the Flight 
          of the Bumble Bee via Yankee Doodle Dandy, to the point of 
          the whole piece – a count down (space flights being all the rage in 
          1958). This is brought to a stirring completion by Mozart and Beethoven. 
        
 
        
Sir William Walton then joins the proceedings to give 
          (unusually for Hoffnung concerts) a completely straight excerpt from 
          Belshazzar’s Feast, introduced by Mr. T. E. Bean with extremely 
          whistley teeth, conducted apparently with a fly swat. 
        
 
        
The longest item then follows – Horrortorio by 
          Joseph Horovitz. This is a short pastiche based on a number of excerpts 
          from famous oratorios, full of relevant humorous interventions from 
          chorus and orchestra, relating the story of the marriage of Dracula’s 
          daughter and Frankenstein, mixed up as only an oratorio plot could. 
          This moves through Handel, Mendelssohn, Gilbert and Sullivan, Walton 
          etc. etc. 
        
 
        
There follows the Mobile for Seven Orchestras, 
          which is supposed to be the opposite of "static". In other 
          words, this item is visual in that all of the players move about on 
          the platform following their own conductors. For obvious reasons, the 
          impact of this piece is not particularly vivid on audio CD. 
        
 
        
I am lead to believe from the comprehensive notes that 
          there was some duplication of items in the concerts, and EMI very wisely 
          has removed duplications, so allowing us to hear the main items in the 
          three concerts on two reasonably well filled discs. 
        
 
        
Before leaving this I must also mention the booklet 
          supplied with this set. In addition to the libretto for both "Let’s 
          Fake an Opera" and "Horrortorio", there are a number 
          of Hoffnung illustrations which you may already own in the books (also 
          available via MusicWeb), as well as on the cover, so you are in for 
          a complete treat by buying this set. 
        
 
        
Now that the availability of this album is assured 
          via MusicWeb, I urge you to hear this set and I sincerely hope that 
          you will get as much enjoyment out of it as I have done. 
        
 
        
John Phillips  
        
 
        
 
        
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