It was one of those stuffy June evenings and the Wensleydale 
                  Memorial Hall was nearly full for the last concert of the season 
                  of the Washtree Musical Society. Close on seventy people pretending 
                  to feel comfortable on hard wooden chairs that creaked as you 
                  moved and squeaked against the stone-tiled floor and each chair 
                  seemed to have one leg shorter than the others. Close on seventy 
                  people all come to hear "Die schöne Müllerin", 
                  quite a thing for a little place miles from anywhere like Washtree. 
                  The singer was a local chap, Tom Cobbleigh, whod had some 
                  singing lessons in his younger days from a foreign maestro and 
                  then gone into the drapery business but had always been ready 
                  to do his bit singing around the place, Messiahs and Elijahs 
                  all over the county, the Gilbert and Sullivan Club, and you 
                  should hear him sing "Drakes Drum" with the 
                  brass band! But hed always said hed like to get 
                  up one of the Schubert cycles while he still had the voice to 
                  do it, so here he was and the locals supported him loyally. 
                  Old Joe Spratt in the corner never missed a local event and 
                  thought he enjoyed it though he was a bit hard of hearing these 
                  days, and Miss Honeygum, whod been doing the Church flowers 
                  for fifty years (and they looked like it) thought it had some 
                  very pretty tunes, especially near the beginning. Not many of 
                  the young people turned up, but that was only to be expected.
                At the piano was Mrs. Gertrude Hall, the previous Vicars 
                  wife who, as a young girl, had taken some lessons in London 
                  with the great Mr. Craxton and of whom things had been expected 
                  before she settled down to being a Vicars wife. But she 
                  still kept her hand in and obliged when a local do called, and 
                  it was a crying shame that the new Vicar had brought guitars 
                  and things into the Church and only asked her to play the organ 
                  at Christmas.
                Of course, if you wanted to be carpingly critical you could 
                  find plenty to say. Toms voice was getting a bit croaky 
                  up the top and hadnt much strength at the bottom and his 
                  intonation on the lower notes was, well, not always a hundred 
                  per cent. When the going got rough, like in "Der Jäger", 
                  it was something if he got most of the words out, never mind 
                  the notes, his As (the ones that had to rhyme with the baa of 
                  baa-lamb) were a bit odd, perhaps his adenoids needed looking 
                  at (there were a lot of these in "Pause"), when he 
                  tried to be expressive it came out rather a caricature ("Der 
                  Neugierge" was an example of this). And as for Mrs. Hall, 
                  she put up a valiant show, a touch heavy-handed in places, none 
                  too clear in the introduction to "Ungeduld" but not 
                  bad, not bad at all. 
                But why be so carpingly critical in Washtree? If you believe 
                  in live music, and I hope we all do, what are all these fine 
                  points before the central fact that Schuberts "Die 
                  schöne Müllerin" got a performance in a small 
                  town where the great names never come, and all told the public 
                  took away a reasonable idea of what its about, Schuberts 
                  music cast its spell. But would you put Tom Cobbleigh and Halls 
                  performance on a CD? Oh, no, my dear, even Miss Honeygum could 
                  see that, records are made by professional people, not by the 
                  local chaps. Records are made by people like Josef Baert and 
                  Roumiana Stantcheva. Now theyre professionals all right. 
                  Just look what it says about them on the miserable little booklet 
                  (minuscule notes on music and performers in four languages, 
                  song texts in German only). He studied in Vienna and Paris, 
                  she studied in Sofia and they met at the Brussels Royal Conservatory. 
                  Theyve been doing lieder together since 1968, hes 
                  sung in a whole string of operas (Papageno, Guglielmo, Almaviva, 
                  Don Giovanni, you name it 
). Theyve been on TV, 
                  theyve made four lieder records. Theyre both professors. 
                  Now you cant get much more professional than that. I mean 
                  to say, just listen to the start of "Der Jäger", 
                  "Pause" and "Ungeduld" (examples 1-3, tracks 
                  14, 12, 7, each from the beginning) and compare them with what 
                  I had to say about poor Tom Cobbleigh and Hall and you can hear 
                  that I wasnt really describing Baert and Stantcheva. How 
                  could you imagine such a thing?
                Now, a word of advice to Pavane. If you must make CDs like 
                  this, flog them in the supermarkets and the bazaars but dont 
                  send them to critics who might show them up for what they are. 
                  And a word of advice to Baert and Stancheva. If you must make 
                  records, record stuff thats never been done before, and 
                  even if youre not perfect we might bless you even so.
                Christopher Howell