Satire is a funny game. Offenbach’s parody of Napoleonic 
          society and its social injustices uses figures from Classical mythology 
          to render the comedy and comment at one remove, a trick pioneered by 
          Aristophanes and used frequently during the intervening space of (approximately) 
          2368 years. Orphée’s success led Napoleon himself to order a 
          Command Performance of the piece 18 months later, which is rather like 
          The Queen inviting the Sex Pistols to a Royal Variety Show. 
        
 
        
The tableau gradually revealed during the Overture 
          leads the viewer to suppose that a recognisable reflection of that satiric 
          intent is about to unfold: Classical scenes of disporting deities are 
          revealed, but there’s something wrong: the paintings are third-rate, 
          and they are peeling off the walls. This is a nice idea which puts the 
          viewer in house and distracts from the scrappy playing and sluggish 
          conducting in the pit, where the camera is usually trained during these 
          opera-on-film productions. 
        
 
        
The Bizarreries only start when Public Opinion is revealed 
          not on stage but haranguing her way through the stalls, a French Nora 
          Batty in appearance and vocal quality. If it’s put on, it still sounds 
          dreadful. The production’s one estimable advantage soon appears, an 
          Orpheus who can actually play the fiddle as opposed to the lame mugging 
          often seen on stage. In fact Badea’s skills on the violin are superior 
          to those of his voice, which proves dry and rather inflexible. Mind 
          you, one can only sympathise when Eurydice, driven to despair by her 
          husband’s violinistic soliloquies, exclaims ‘Ah, how dreary and irritating!’ 
          The fault here lies less with Orpheus or Badea than with Offenbach, 
          in one of the several musically thin moments (sometimes five-minute 
          spans) in the piece. 
        
 
        
But there’s also fizz and fun in Offenbach’s score, 
          so long as the conductor and director are willing to share the joke. 
          They aren’t here. Tempos stay flat, and when they speed up from time 
          to time, cracks show in the ensemble large enough to demonstrate why 
          they slow down again. Act 2 is set on Mount Olympus but in Herbert Wernicke’s 
          vision, the gods loll about in the ‘Mort Subite’ café, wherein 
          the action of the whole opera takes place. Perhaps the geographical 
          transference pokes fun at the dinner-jacketed and degenerate upper classes 
          (even those who go to the opera, bit of cutting social criticism there) 
          of our age and of Offenbach’s. I thought, perhaps naively, that one 
          of the first rules of drama was that the characters have to appear interested 
          in what they are doing for the audience to share the feeling. Everyone 
          looks so catatonically bored that it required an effort of will not 
          to put them out of their misery and press the ‘Eject’ button. Maybe 
          the entry of Mercury, winged messenger of the gods, through the café 
          roof was meant to reduce me to helpless laughter, or maybe it was his 
          continual failure to sing on the beat. Constant stage business renders 
          absurd the few moments of lyric tenderness; while Eurydice sings her 
          farewell to earth, Pluto slathers on panstick to make himself up as 
          a comedy devil. Orpheus’s brief song of triumph is subverted by Public 
          Opinion stumbling along the front row of the stalls and treading on 
          the toes of a few Brussels opera-goers en route. It’s not funny, and 
          it has precious little to do with Offenbach. In such circumstances it’s 
          no wonder there are no very distinguished vocal contributions, though 
          Elisabeth Vidal’s Eurydice is brightly sung. The opera’s famous closing 
          Can-Can bowls along, as it should, with a slight sense of hysteria that 
          suggests either another po-mo piece of subversion or relief on the performers’ 
          part that they have got this far. 
        
 
        
May I suggest that the senses of humour possessed by 
          the French and the Germans are not entirely complementary? My apologies 
          to those who regard such comment as a slur on either nation, but I posit 
          it as one possible reason among many to account for this turgid travesty 
          of a night at the Brussels Opera.
        
  Peter Quantrill