Book Review
        
        New Expanded edition of the best selling classic -
         Beecham Stories 
          Anecdotes, sayings and impressions of Sir Thomas Beecham 
          compiled by Harold Atkins and Archie Newman with a Foreword by Yehudi 
          Menuhin
          Robson Books hardback 90 pages £10:95 ISBN 1-86105-393-2
        AmazonUK 
            £8.76
        
         This is a welcome return of an old favourite that 
          must have been dipped into and thumbed through by thousands of music 
          lovers, with a sense of humour, the world over. 
        Beecham’s colourful personality, his keen musicianship 
          and his pithy witticisms have become legendary. 
        
         Just a few of his quick-witted razor sharp comments:- 
        
        
        
        
        On conductors:-
         Von Karajan – a sort of musical Malcolm Sargent 
         Toscanini – A glorified Italian bandmaster
         Sargent (on Beecham hearing he was conducting in Japan) 
        
         "Ah! Flash in Japan"
        
        On opera singers:- 
         A soprano was rehearsing the dying Mimi in the last 
          act of La Bohème with Beecham conducting. He called out: "I 
          want more tone – I can’t hear you .
         "Don’t you realise," she protested, "that 
          one can’t give of one’s best when one is in a prone position?"
         "I seem to recollect", he replied "that 
          I have given some of my best performances in that position."
        
         
        On orchestras:- 
         "There are two golden rules for an orchestra: 
          start together and finish together. The public doesn’t give a damn what 
          goes on in between."
        
         On audiences:-
         "The English may not like music, but they absolutely 
          love the noise it makes."
        
         Always guaranteed to raise a smile. 
         
        Ian Lace